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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

eviction notice

dear tenant (aka: monkey),

effective today, 5/7/08, you have 14 days to vacate my uterus. i think you have had enough free room and board, and it is time for you to join the real world. it's not that i haven't enjoyed you inhabiting my body, but i think it's time we go our separate ways. thank you for your cooperation.

regards (love),

the mama

1 comments:

Maternal Mirth said...

Wouldn't that be nice??? Parenting Lesson num-bah WON: They never listen to you anyway. And that starts in the womb...