consumerism at it's best

since february, we have purchased the following:

-new car
-new living room furniture
-new camera
-new tv
-new bose system
-new cell phones
-new computer
-new camcorder

say it with me people, "RIDICULOUS!!!"

i bitched and moaned and flat out refused to spend my economic stimulus check, of which i only got $300, WTF?!, on stimulating the economy and although i didn't spend that money on stimulating the economy...i seem to be spending every other red cent i have on stimulating it!!!

you just watch, i paid off all my damn credit cards before the monk, and now i've jinxed myself by thinking i could afford all of that crap. the next thing you know i'm going to be all knocked up again and selling it all on ebay.

pray for me. or provide me with the winning powerball numbers. preferably the latter.