dear tenant (aka: monkey),
effective today, 5/7/08, you have 14 days to vacate my uterus. i think you have had enough free room and board, and it is time for you to join the real world. it's not that i haven't enjoyed you inhabiting my body, but i think it's time we go our separate ways. thank you for your cooperation.
regards (love),
the mama
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
eviction notice
Posted by monkey's mama at 8:31 PM
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Wouldn't that be nice??? Parenting Lesson num-bah WON: They never listen to you anyway. And that starts in the womb...
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